Nine years young today, Alice is spending her day at the office. For lunch she shared Subway sandwiches with Mari and Kathy. We decided that her waistline necessitated skipping the ice cream cake.
“Alice, let us introduce you to the newest member of our office staff. Meet ‘Texas Bud Lite Sissy’.
“Pleased to meet you. May I call you lunch . . . errrr . . . that is . . . Bud?”
“You can run but you can’t hide.”
No, Alice did not have a lunch date with Bud. We rescued him in short order.